I’m sure if you have this ailment, this headline is not funny. When it comes to health related issues, I’ve learned that when I am scared, I definitely default to humor. Doctors don’t always “get” this about me.
If you do have an inflamed colon, you’ll likely have abdominal pain, cramping, and diarrhea. Such wisdom, from a quick Google search, where Healthline serves up the answer, no humor interpreter needed.